NOFX and why they are awesome.

Well most of my friends don't like NOFX. I can't explain that, but hey you know, who can? All I can do is make a list of reasonable explanations of why you wouldn't like NOFX.
1. You have become a sheep of common radio nonsense who listens to whatever the media tells you to.
2. You have no taste.
3. You are scared by big words.
4. You are a homophobe.
5. You are christian/jewish/muslim/whothefuckcaresitsallstupid.
6. You are simply unintelligent and have no understanding for other peoples opinions.

I hope this helped you realize that you suck in at least some form, and if you say you at least dont like Fat Mike's voice, I'll let you have it. But trust me, it will grow on you like and STD on my nuts. : D

Let's talk about the Lawrence Arms

So the Lawrence Arms. If you haven't listened to them, you most definitely should. Talk about a hell of a band. Chicago band who does it right. But not just because there not a shitty sellout band like those assholes in Fall Out Boy. To be fair, I saw Fall Out boy before they blew up, and they didn't impress me. There were so many better band who played with those guys who did that type of music so much better than they did, but hey, some people have all the luck/shucks. The Audition was a band who should have gotten signed WAY before  FOB but, alas, they didn't, and now The Audition kinda blows : /. But anyways, the Lawrence Arms kick some ass, and you should make it a personal goal to listen to them. Seriously. I swear I have good taste. Ask my friend Mike. Got him into a whole bunch of bands. Total reputible(?) word right here, I know my shit.